Watch what you say...

 

Especially when the cheerleaders have the power to show you the error of your ways. 

Just love this...

 

So very sexy. 

Some women should be naked all the time.

 

Carla Gugino qualifies for that.

And, she seems to do her best to make sure

it happens!

Women hate the 'P' word.

 

There are women who really hate certain words.

And some of them really know how to drive the point home.

Doing hard time.

 

Some judges take it seriously when they sentence you to hard time. 

Making Mother's Day memorable.

 

It may not be important to you... but it is to her.

And she just might make her point the same way. 

Make sure you don't get burned.

 

Especially when you've burned someone else. 

Happy St. Patrick's Day

It's magically delicious.

Another reason to practice safe sex.

Soon, Mike was no longer Rachyl, but Dave needed a little help.

Be all that you can be

Soon, he was even used on the recruiting posters.

Here comes the bride

And what a magical night it was.

It may not be important to you...

but she just might feel strongly about it.

Never bet with a horny sorcerer.

Unless you're looking for an outcome like this.

The Asian Trap

Maybe you should have learned Thai after all.

Careful about the Super Bowl bets

What Mike didn't know is that the bikini would get smaller each week.

In it to win it

The things a person will do to be on a winning team.

Abracadabra... I wanna reach out and grab ya.

Be careful when your horny roommate gets in to Sorcery 101.

Hot woman in a little black dress

The making of a Hooters waitress.

Alan, now Amanda, learns a valuable lesson in Hooters etiquette.

Be my biker chick.

Always make sure the deal is clear before your horny photographer buddy turns you into a woman.

Ringing in the New Year

Be careful with those pick-up lines boys. Especially on a magical night like New Year's Eve. Teehee!